Cambodia

Why the hell would a person live in Cambodia.

Do Y'all Have Twitter?

A guy I play golf with has Twitter. I don't even know who he is but everytime I hear him bring it up I want to snap his head off with a three iron. Most retarded thing I've ever seen. Can't stand listening to someone talking about it. Ask yourself what is the concept?

Bout time for an Update

Thought I'd give this a lil update since its been awhile since Ive done one. Deposited on Stars but I can only deposit so much at a time so its been a hassle. Been doin okay though at decent stakes but don't really have the role yet. Mostly been chillin. In other news my stupid ass brother Donny got drunk while ridin around with this girl [let's call her Ariel] who is a gigantic whore (he dont care.) I can picture the look on the cops face. Bet he was like "Your ridin around with her. Her??" She is that skanky.

Funniest joke I was told in a long time:
What is the sweetest way to eat a cranberry?
Answer: Your mouth. (if you havent gotten it, yet, think about ingestin a cranberry any other way and it might come to you)

YOU SUCK BRENT

Just cashed out rest of my roll on Full Tilt Poker. I'm going to deposit $500 or so some time in the near future and see if I can grind it up. Poker is easy. By the time I have a $40k roll I will be owner of free and clear of a fully loaded Silverado.

Decent buck

Gonna go to Brent's tomorrow where he was dumb enough to bet me $20 dollars he could down more Natty than me in two hours. Winner also pays for the case or cases. Jim his dad is in Mexico right now hunting and I told him that if he doesnt bring back anything higher than a 10 point he has to bring Brent and me next year whereever he decides to go.

TO SHIP SHIP MCGIPP

YOU ARE AN IDIOT. THAT IS REALLY ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. THIS IDIOT CLAIMS THAT HE IS BETTER THAN ME YETS HAS LOST THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ME PLAYING ME ON FULL TILT. HE CLAIMS THAT PLAYIN AGAINST ME WOULD MAKE HIM MORE MONEY THAN AGAINST ANYONE ELSE YET HE FORGETS THAT HE HAS NEVER ONCE SAT DOWN TO PLAY ME HEADS UP AND I AM ALWAYS ON. SEEM PARADOXICAL? LAST TIME I PLAYED HIM HE SAT OUT ON ME WHENIT GOT DOWN TO TWO PLAYERS.